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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I, for one, always figured that the creepiest thing in the world would involve Blue Ivy Carter, but now it’s been proven. Here’s Blue Ivy (at around 4:30) — or a Blue Ivy impersonator — providing back-up spoken-word vocals of the word “surfbort.”

Beyonce melts at a “Hi, Mommy,” but in a way that makes it clear she’s only melting because she thinks other people should be melting.

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This blurry blob looks kind of like potential evidence of ghosts, but it’s actually Blue Ivy Carter meeting Sunny Obama, the First Puppy. Pretty cute, although is Blue wearing dark tights with a white dress? What an amateur.
Also, where was my invitation, Michelle Obama? I mean, seriously. Do my generous campaign contributions mean nothing anymore?

This blurry blob looks kind of like potential evidence of ghosts, but it’s actually Blue Ivy Carter meeting Sunny Obama, the First Puppy. Pretty cute, although is Blue wearing dark tights with a white dress? What an amateur.

Also, where was my invitation, Michelle Obama? I mean, seriously. Do my generous campaign contributions mean nothing anymore?

(Source: beyonce)

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So you probably heard Beyonc√© released an entire album last night, and one of the songs features Blue Ivy. At the end of the track, Ms. Knowles-Z contributes some spoken-word vocals — it’s all very cute.

Of course, I’m still really confused by whether or not Blue Ivy wants to be famous.¬†

(Source: calzona)

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Jay-Z is getting in on the ongoing photo series I’m calling “Peek-a-Blue Ivy,” in which the Knowles-Zs pretend like they are keeping Blue’s identity a secret. Of course my biggest question is, what is the purpose of this tiny pool?

Jay-Z is getting in on the ongoing photo series I’m calling “Peek-a-Blue Ivy,” in which the Knowles-Zs pretend like they are keeping Blue’s identity a secret. Of course my biggest question is, what is the purpose of this tiny pool?

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Blue Ivy actually wins the prize for worst celebrity baby “costume,” because what even is this? Several media outlets are calling this a “bumblebee” look, but when have you ever seen a black and white bumblebee?
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Blue Ivy is the most boring celebrity baby in the business.

Blue Ivy actually wins the prize for worst celebrity baby “costume,” because what even is this? Several media outlets are calling this a “bumblebee” look, but when have you ever seen a black and white bumblebee?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Blue Ivy is the most boring celebrity baby in the business.

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