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Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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You know, Blue Ivy, they make those in your size. I stopped sharing shoes with Katie the day she bought those elf booties she didn’t take off for two years.

You know, Blue Ivy, they make those in your size. I stopped sharing shoes with Katie the day she bought those elf booties she didn’t take off for two years.

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I, for one, always figured that the creepiest thing in the world would involve Blue Ivy Carter, but now it’s been proven. Here’s Blue Ivy (at around 4:30) — or a Blue Ivy impersonator — providing back-up spoken-word vocals of the word “surfbort.”

Beyonce melts at a “Hi, Mommy,” but in a way that makes it clear she’s only melting because she thinks other people should be melting.

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This blurry blob looks kind of like potential evidence of ghosts, but it’s actually Blue Ivy Carter meeting Sunny Obama, the First Puppy. Pretty cute, although is Blue wearing dark tights with a white dress? What an amateur.
Also, where was my invitation, Michelle Obama? I mean, seriously. Do my generous campaign contributions mean nothing anymore?

This blurry blob looks kind of like potential evidence of ghosts, but it’s actually Blue Ivy Carter meeting Sunny Obama, the First Puppy. Pretty cute, although is Blue wearing dark tights with a white dress? What an amateur.

Also, where was my invitation, Michelle Obama? I mean, seriously. Do my generous campaign contributions mean nothing anymore?

(Source: beyonce)

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