Posts tagged beyonce
Posts tagged beyonce
Blue Ivy appreciates art, and Beyonce does not want you to forget that.
Blue Ivy’s anonymity is very important to her parents, unless Beyonce is getting an award on basic cable, in which case all bets are off. Blue charmed her way through the Video Music Awards, dancing and helping present Beyonce with her statue.
It’s all very cute, but that dress looks off the rack. If Beyonce is wearing a custom sparkly leotard, the least she could do is buy Blue Ivy a show-stopping red carpet number.
Haven’t we all learned to roll our eyes at these moments when Beyoncé tries to pretend like she’s a normal? Come on, Beyoncé. We know you’re Beyoncé.
Blue Ivy thinks she’s so cultured, but I know she can’t even tie her own shoes.
Blue Ivy’s vacations are more glamorous than yours. Not more glamorous than mine, because I don’t deal with sand or wet grass, but more glamorous than yours.
I, for one, always figured that the creepiest thing in the world would involve Blue Ivy Carter, but now it’s been proven. Here’s Blue Ivy (at around 4:30) — or a Blue Ivy impersonator — providing back-up spoken-word vocals of the word “surfbort.”
Beyonce melts at a “Hi, Mommy,” but in a way that makes it clear she’s only melting because she thinks other people should be melting.
So you probably heard Beyoncé released an entire album last night, and one of the songs features Blue Ivy. At the end of the track, Ms. Knowles-Z contributes some spoken-word vocals — it’s all very cute.
Of course, I’m still really confused by whether or not Blue Ivy wants to be famous.
Blue Ivy actually wins the prize for worst celebrity baby “costume,” because what even is this? Several media outlets are calling this a “bumblebee” look, but when have you ever seen a black and white bumblebee?
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Blue Ivy is the most boring celebrity baby in the business.
I think it’s kind of cute how Beyoncé thinks we don’t know what Blue Ivy looks like, when I could basically draw her from memory/nightmares.
Beyonce has been on a Blue Ivy photo-sharing spree, probably because otherwise people would have forgotten she exists. Blue Ivy really needs an in-depth sit-down with Diane Sawyer or Katie Couric, if she wants us to think her personality is anything other than super-blah.