Posts tagged bella cruise
Posts tagged bella cruise
My poor sister is taking unnecessary criticism for this photo. While there’s no excuse for that hideous sweatshirt and hideous purse (why does something so small require so many zippers?), I sent her out for the ice cream (and Advil PM and a DVD of Julie Andrews singing “My Favorite Things” on a constant loop) to build up my west coast stockpile.
I can’t accurately predict where I’ll be when the Cambridge baby announcement strikes, and have you been watching them at the Olympics? It could happen any minute.
Now that Michael Jackson is dead, and his childrens’ public exposure is no longer limited to being dangled from balconies, my half-siblings have usurped the title of “Most Mysterious Hollywood Children.” (Did you know I have half-siblings?)
Connor (left) recently turned seventeen, and although Tom, Katie, and I were in town, we chose not to go to his birthday party. I had a pedicure appointment I just couldn’t move. The party sponsors offered Connor a two-year lease on his choice of a Dodge Challenger or a Jeep Wrangler. The only thing sadder than leasing a car is leasing an American car.
Anyway, news broke the next morning that Bella (right) has a new boyfriend. Let me tell you — this girl getting a boyfriend is news. His name is Eddie, and while I can’t confirm that she is only dating him because she is obsessed with Twilight, I can’t deny it, either. (Kill me now.)
I can and will confirm that Bella’s hat was borrowed from my Samantha doll, without permission. Rude.
