Posts tagged angelina jolie
Posts tagged angelina jolie
congrats to my faves
So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially married. Good for them, I guess. Or whatever. There have been downsides to this story since before time began (translation: since before I was born), and it is still legitimate to be Team Aniston and not care about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s ring bearer outfit. So let’s just do that, America.
OMG Brangelina’s children!
I think Maddox Jolie-Pitt just realized that being Maddox Jolie-Pitt is going to help him get dates.
Shiloh is wearing lace-up shoes that match the carpet. Some things never change.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the ‘Maleficent’ Costume And Props Private Reception at Kensington Palace in London, England - May 8, 2014
I never get tired of hearing Angelina Jolie give her children backhanded compliments, such as her latest about why they cast Vivienne in Maleficent:
"My little Vivienne — we call her my shadow, because there’s nothing I can do to shake her. I can be tired, I can be grumpy, I can be in a terrible mood, and she doesn’t care. It’s ‘Mommy, Mommy,’ and she’ll cling to me… So we couldn’t really cast anybody else."
She also confirmed that Vivienne was her second choice, and that her first “laughed in [her] face.” Shiloh refused participating, unless she could be a “horned creature.”
Also, that dress is too big.
Angelina Jolie is starting the press marathon for Maleficent, the film about the
Nighttime Version of Angelina Jolie Evil Witch from Sleeping Beauty.
She told Entertainment Weekly that Vivienne was the only Jolie-Pitt who wasn’t afraid of her face, so she got to play Young Aurora.
“When Pax saw me for the first time, he ran away and got upset — and I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him crying. I had to take off pieces [of the makeup] in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak out so much.”
I don’t know, this kind of makes me more afraid of Vivienne than Angelina. It’s like sharing a house with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt her whole life has hardened her to any terrors life can throw her way. She’s unshakeable.
The Jolie-Pitts have been in Australia for forever, and it just makes me feel safer knowing that their cotton tees, shorts with pockets, and terrifyingly skinny arms are far, far away from me.
Does this family know that clothes come in colors?
Angelina Jolie gave a very touching speech while accepting an honorary Oscar for her humanitarian efforts, choking up as she addressed Brad and Maddox in the audience.
I’m very confused by my feelings about this. On the one hand, Angelina has done a lot of work for women and children around the world, and she probably does deserve this award. (I mean, who else are they gonna give it to? Miley?)
But on the other hand, she’s a scary smug witch and she’s just the worst. And if she’s such a good humanitarian, why can’t she do something about the crisis in Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s closet?
With this hat, it’s time to officially give up on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. She is seven years, three months, and twenty-two days old — I can’t believe I lasted this long.
Can’t remember the last time I saw all six Jolie-Pitts in the same place. Zahara looks great — love the shoes — and Knox looks pretty snazzy for a long flight, as well. Can’t really see what Shiloh is wearing, but I assume it’s terrible and covered in food stains.
Some things never change.
World War Z premiered in London over the weekend, and they could only scare up two Jolie-Pitt children to support the film. Not a good sign.