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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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willoughbooby:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the ‘Maleficent’ Costume And Props Private Reception at Kensington Palace in London, England - May 8, 2014

I never get tired of hearing Angelina Jolie give her children backhanded compliments, such as her latest about why they cast Vivienne in Maleficent:

"My little Vivienne — we call her my shadow, because there’s nothing I can do to shake her. I can be tired, I can be grumpy, I can be in a terrible mood, and she doesn’t care. It’s ‘Mommy, Mommy,’ and she’ll cling to me… So we couldn’t really cast anybody else."

She also confirmed that Vivienne was her second choice, and that her first “laughed in [her] face.” Shiloh refused participating, unless she could be a “horned creature.”
Classic.
Also, that dress is too big.

willoughbooby:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the ‘Maleficent’ Costume And Props Private Reception at Kensington Palace in London, England - May 8, 2014

I never get tired of hearing Angelina Jolie give her children backhanded compliments, such as her latest about why they cast Vivienne in Maleficent:

"My little Vivienne — we call her my shadow, because there’s nothing I can do to shake her. I can be tired, I can be grumpy, I can be in a terrible mood, and she doesn’t care. It’s ‘Mommy, Mommy,’ and she’ll cling to me… So we couldn’t really cast anybody else."

She also confirmed that Vivienne was her second choice, and that her first “laughed in [her] face.” Shiloh refused participating, unless she could be a “horned creature.”

Classic.

Also, that dress is too big.

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Angelina Jolie is starting the press marathon for Maleficent, the film about the Nighttime Version of Angelina Jolie Evil Witch from Sleeping Beauty.
She told Entertainment Weekly that Vivienne was the only Jolie-Pitt who wasn’t afraid of her face, so she got to play Young Aurora. 
“When Pax saw me for the first time, he ran away and got upset — and I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him crying. I had to take off pieces [of the makeup] in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak out so much.”
I don’t know, this kind of makes me more afraid of Vivienne than Angelina. It’s like sharing a house with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt her whole life has hardened her to any terrors life can throw her way. She’s unshakeable.

Angelina Jolie is starting the press marathon for Maleficent, the film about the Nighttime Version of Angelina Jolie Evil Witch from Sleeping Beauty.

She told Entertainment Weekly that Vivienne was the only Jolie-Pitt who wasn’t afraid of her face, so she got to play Young Aurora. 

“When Pax saw me for the first time, he ran away and got upset — and I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him crying. I had to take off pieces [of the makeup] in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak out so much.”

I don’t know, this kind of makes me more afraid of Vivienne than Angelina. It’s like sharing a house with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt her whole life has hardened her to any terrors life can throw her way. She’s unshakeable.

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Angelina Jolie gave a very touching speech while accepting an honorary Oscar for her humanitarian efforts, choking up as she addressed Brad and Maddox in the audience.
I’m very confused by my feelings about this. On the one hand, Angelina has done a lot of work for women and children around the world, and she probably does deserve this award. (I mean, who else are they gonna give it to? Miley?)
But on the other hand, she’s a scary smug witch and she’s just the worst. And if she’s such a good humanitarian, why can’t she do something about the crisis in Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s closet?

Angelina Jolie gave a very touching speech while accepting an honorary Oscar for her humanitarian efforts, choking up as she addressed Brad and Maddox in the audience.

I’m very confused by my feelings about this. On the one hand, Angelina has done a lot of work for women and children around the world, and she probably does deserve this award. (I mean, who else are they gonna give it to? Miley?)

But on the other hand, she’s a scary smug witch and she’s just the worst. And if she’s such a good humanitarian, why can’t she do something about the crisis in Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s closet?

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Brad and Angelina have a wine now, I guess. Because why not? It’s called the Miraval Rose 2012, it sells for $139 for six bottles, and I hear it tastes like sacrificial pony blood with traces of greasy beard and afternotes of skank. It’s not for everyone.

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