Posts tagged alicia keys
Posts tagged alicia keys
It’s not that big of a deal that Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz are using their child to sell albums (I mean, why else do celebrities have children in the first place?), it’s the atrocity of this sentence that offends me:
“Got my copy’s mama. Love u mama your my #1″
If someone tried to put bad grammar into my mouth, I’d forget I ever knew them.
Alicia Keys’s baby, Egypt Keys-Beatz, thinks he looks really cool, but in reality, he is wearing denim on denim at a Knicks game. With a pacifier strapped to his shirt.
Alicia Keys and her husband, “Swizz Beatz,” both gushed about their son Egypt’s uninspired shoe collection.
Mr. Beatz says: “He’s got sneakers already. Same thing I wear, you know, like father, like son,”
Mrs. Beatz says: “He’s so cute. And you know his daddy always wants him in the cutest, most adorable sneakers.”
“Cutest, most adorable sneakers” is like saying “prettiest Kardashian.” It’s an impossibility. And what is their obsession with sneakers, anyway? Wearing sneakers suggests you either (a) might have to take off on foot at a moment’s notice or (b) rely on your feet for transportation. Is that REALLY the reputation you want your baby to have?
