Suri's Burn Book

It was revealed today that Vivienne Jolie-Pitt was paid $3,000 to appear in “Maleficent,” her mother’s film. Many people are fuming, but I think it’s all a big overreaction. $3,000 is really not a lot of money, and it’s considered the fair price for small parts, even if the role was received because of blatant nepotism.

That said, it would take a LOT more zeroes to convince me to play opposite my mother.

This is the saddest display of Halloween enthusiasm I’ve seen in my entire life. Looks like that six-legged unicorn has about had it. 

Apparently, in addition to Vivienne Jolie-Pitt’s role as Young Elle Fanning in Maleficent, both Pax and Zahara will have non-speaking cameos in the film.

I hate nepotism.

Shiloh was scheduled to take part, but according to Us Weekly, “she was bored and not in the mood during the day her part was supposed to happen, so she ended up not being in the film.” Classic unprofessional Shiloh. If only she would put as much effort into her career as she does into being a nuisance.