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Victoria Beckham brought a dapper date to the Glamour Women of the Year celebration. Brooklyn Beckham wears a suit better than most men could ever hope to, and he’s mastered hair product, which we all know is a feat most teenage boys never accomplish.

I can’t believe we ever expected this child to be a mini-Posh.

Harper Beckham wears jeans and doesn’t want people to know about it. Pass it on.

Victoria Beckham is hidden entirely behind Harper, age 1.

The Beckhams (minus Harper) got dressed up for the premiere of the Spice Girls musical in London. As usual, they look basically perfect. I must say, I love Cruz Beckham in a suit any day of the week, but the real stand-out here is Romeo. That very-British coat is so handsome and smart.

I just wish I was part of this family already.

The rest of the Beckhams look Sunday-amazing, but Harper has just really let herself go.

This cape is so flattering on Harper Beckham, and I don’t say that lightly — many people have been felled by the delusion that they can pull off a cape. Maybe it’s because it covers Harper’s entire figure?

Romeo Beckham is currently sporting a temporary tattoo that matches one his father has — the word “Harper” in elaborate cursive on his neck.

Look at Harper Beckham and tell me … is she really worth defacing your body? She wears high half-ponytails, for crying out loud. Also, her personality isn’t really anything to write home about.

I just don’t get it.

Harper Beckham sat in the front row at the Victoria by Victoria Beckham fashion show this morning, and she did not seem impressed by what she saw. This is what I love about Harper — she is not afraid to show her emotions, for better or for worse.

I myself could not attend my mother’s fashion show today. I had better things to do, like “school,” getting my nails done, and quietly reading.

It won’t be long before Harper Beckham’s arms are thicker than her mother’s.