Suri's Burn Book

Rachel Zoe loves to talk about how fashionable her son is, but let’s get real. Skyler is literally wearing a brown sack with pockets on the wrong side. By his age, I was wearing Marc Jacobs.

Skyler Berman was absolutely thrilled to be Rachel Zoe’s living handbag at NYFW.

“I am having as much fun as one can with a boy, I might dress him as a little French boy sometimes because I feel they can be a little more unisex.” - Rachel Zoe, actual quote

[Skyler Berman has never struck me as the kind of child who would enjoy sand. Glad to have it confirmed with this grimace.]

Skyler Berman knows he’s being used to sell shoes and his mother’s career. Oh, this tiny precious flower — I would pity him if he wasn’t so lovely.

Skyler Berman, a word of advice — don’t look so happy to be seen with a woman wearing a belted hoodie blanket.

Halloween is over. This is just Rachel Zoe and Skyler looking like rich hipsters who have a 70’s band and possibly a drug problem.

Hmm. I always thought that Skyler Berman was too dainty for public parks. Am I the only one concerned about his wispy hair getting caught in the chain of that pushable seat?

I’m getting so tired of seeing this uptight-pretty look on Skyler Berman. (From the looks of things, so is he.) I feel like this family wears the same outfits to every outing, and then I realize it’s just slight variations on the same fedora-tired trend, and it just makes me sad. Also, is Rachel Zoe wearing a glorified fanny pack? Yikes.

It’s always been clear to me that Skyler Berman wasn’t making his own sartorial choices, but this really takes the cake. I feel sorry for Rachel Zoe, as she obviously wanted a baby who liked being dressed up more than playing with cars on the floor, but genetics is a mysterious and risky little game.

Also, all of those hats are stupid.

Skyler Berman is such a little hypocrite. He needs to take a look in the mirror and direct some of that judge-face toward himself.

People who wear denim shirts shouldn’t throw stones.