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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Britney Spears’s sons will cameo in her newest video, premiering tomorrow, and she shared this Instagram shot of them as a preview.
You know, everyone in the Spears-Federline family has made vast improvements in recent years, and I don’t think there’s anything that makes America happier than seeing Britney’s life stabilize, but what is happening with Jayden’s hair? Hair should not be vertical, ever, and shoes should never have laces.
But keep trying. We’re all rooting for them.

Britney Spears’s sons will cameo in her newest video, premiering tomorrow, and she shared this Instagram shot of them as a preview.

You know, everyone in the Spears-Federline family has made vast improvements in recent years, and I don’t think there’s anything that makes America happier than seeing Britney’s life stabilize, but what is happening with Jayden’s hair? Hair should not be vertical, ever, and shoes should never have laces.

But keep trying. We’re all rooting for them.

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Kevin Federline wants you to know that his children will be “normal.”

"I’ll have them working at Mickey D’s. That’s how we had to do it! I worked at a car wash. I worked at a pizza place. Things like that made me."

I’m sorry. Made you whom, exactly?
I’m all for honest living (it’s why I give my maid Christmas off), but this is ridiculous.

Kevin Federline wants you to know that his children will be “normal.”

"I’ll have them working at Mickey D’s. That’s how we had to do it! I worked at a car wash. I worked at a pizza place. Things like that made me."

I’m sorry. Made you whom, exactly?

I’m all for honest living (it’s why I give my maid Christmas off), but this is ridiculous.

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I’m just really embarrassed for Sean Preston Federline. You’ve got to make the best out of every situation, even if that situation is being dragged on stage by your shame factory of a mother. A little wave is the best you could do? In similar circumstances, Cruz Beckham (my former flamebreakdanced!

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