Suri's Burn Book

According to Us Weekly, Sandra Bullock’s Harry Winston Oscar jewels were chosen by none other than Louis Bardo Bullock, age 3. He has great taste and (as we all know) appreciates the understated over the flashy. Maybe he even smiled a little when he saw how nice she looked on the red carpet. Probably not.

Louis Bullock Mohawk Update: it is growing out.

I still think he’s the most dashing American celebrity child, and look at him — he’s wearing jeans.

Classic Louis Bullock — at Disneyland on a school day with two of Hollywood’s most famous actresses, and he’s still unimpressed.

Is Louis Bullock so sad because he and Sandy are wearing such drab colors? Or is he just really concerned about foreign affairs right now? I’d believe either.

Of course Louis Bullock is the least-amused Buzz Lightyear in history.

I don’t like graphic tees. I don’t like jean shorts — or cargo shorts, for that matter. Or really shorts at all. I don’t like picnic lunches.

But somehow I’ll forgive it all, because it’s Louis Bullock.