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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Us Magazine is reporting that Reese Witherspoon is expecting a baby with her new husband. If this is true, I will throw her baby shower.
The only thing more lovely than Reese Witherspoon’s two children is the idea of the even lovelier children she will have with her handsome nobody of a husband, Jim Witherspoon. (I assume he took her name when they got married, because, well, who wouldn’t?)
This baby will only be a half-celebrity and will surely have good manners, so I don’t ultimately see this as a threat. In fact, I see this as an act of goodwill toward society.

Us Magazine is reporting that Reese Witherspoon is expecting a baby with her new husband. If this is true, I will throw her baby shower.

The only thing more lovely than Reese Witherspoon’s two children is the idea of the even lovelier children she will have with her handsome nobody of a husband, Jim Witherspoon. (I assume he took her name when they got married, because, well, who wouldn’t?)

This baby will only be a half-celebrity and will surely have good manners, so I don’t ultimately see this as a threat. In fact, I see this as an act of goodwill toward society.

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Here’s a photo of Reese Witherspoon and her son Deacon running errands! I love this photo because she is holding $20 bills, which I have never seen this close before.

I mean, barely anyone even carries cash anymore, right? I think studies show that carrying bills lower than fifties is how you get anthrax. I’ve only ever seen fifties and hundreds.

Who’s even on the twenty? I hope it’s Clinton.

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Look at this family. Well-dressed, well-coiffed, well-accessorized, and not a Croc in sight. I’m not totally sure what’s going on with Ava’s boots—I assume they’re meant to juxtapose the classy, old-money style going on with the rest of her look, but like I always say—good taste never needs to be downplayed.

Yes, this is Hollywood perfection. And then someone had to hit it with a car.

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