Suri's Burn Book

Rachel Zoe loves to talk about how fashionable her son is, but let’s get real. Skyler is literally wearing a brown sack with pockets on the wrong side. By his age, I was wearing Marc Jacobs.

Skyler Berman was absolutely thrilled to be Rachel Zoe’s living handbag at NYFW.

“I am having as much fun as one can with a boy, I might dress him as a little French boy sometimes because I feel they can be a little more unisex.” - Rachel Zoe, actual quote

[Skyler Berman has never struck me as the kind of child who would enjoy sand. Glad to have it confirmed with this grimace.]

Skyler Berman, a word of advice — don’t look so happy to be seen with a woman wearing a belted hoodie blanket.

Halloween is over. This is just Rachel Zoe and Skyler looking like rich hipsters who have a 70’s band and possibly a drug problem.

Hmm. I always thought that Skyler Berman was too dainty for public parks. Am I the only one concerned about his wispy hair getting caught in the chain of that pushable seat?

I’m getting so tired of seeing this uptight-pretty look on Skyler Berman. (From the looks of things, so is he.) I feel like this family wears the same outfits to every outing, and then I realize it’s just slight variations on the same fedora-tired trend, and it just makes me sad. Also, is Rachel Zoe wearing a glorified fanny pack? Yikes.

It’s always been clear to me that Skyler Berman wasn’t making his own sartorial choices, but this really takes the cake. I feel sorry for Rachel Zoe, as she obviously wanted a baby who liked being dressed up more than playing with cars on the floor, but genetics is a mysterious and risky little game.

Also, all of those hats are stupid.

Skyler Berman is such a little hypocrite. He needs to take a look in the mirror and direct some of that judge-face toward himself.

People who wear denim shirts shouldn’t throw stones.

I can’t even deal with Rachel Zoe’s baby anymore. The shirtless overalls look went out with Britney Spears’s relevance, and that hair is out of control. At least he is learning the doe-eyed, “What did I do?” look early in life. He’s going to need it if he plans to let his mother keep styling him like a woodland fairy in doll clothing.