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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

Posts tagged Nahla Aubry

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Nahla Aubry is looking pretty sassy for a girl who’s about to get a new late-in-life “miracle” brother. Enjoy your last few months of freedom — you are very brave. (Also, what happened to the bottom of your dress? Scissors accident?)

Nahla Aubry is looking pretty sassy for a girl who’s about to get a new late-in-life “miracle” brother. Enjoy your last few months of freedom — you are very brave. (Also, what happened to the bottom of your dress? Scissors accident?)

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Here’s Nahla Aubry displaying some of her “art” after school. Halle Berry’s daughter drew a self-portrait, and boy is it abstract.

Her drawing looks kind of like a Peanuts character mid-dance, but why does she have three eyes? And why does her hair go down to the floor when Nahla’s is obviously styled in a sensible, shoulder-length cut?

I try not to hold children to such a high standard, it’s just that by the time I was her age, I was writing in cursive and producing multidimensional mixed-media pieces.

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Here’s Nahla Aubry looking bored on a trolley ride in Spain.

I feel you, Nahla. Public transportation is mortifying and disgusting, and Spain is one of the most overrated countries in western Europe.

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Here is Halle Berry’s daughter Nahla getting picked up from school by her dad, Gabriel Aubry. Her face says she know that this “craft” (butterfly on string?) is sub-par, and that her school is obviously not challenging her enough. By the time I was three, I was throwing elaborate parties and writing short stories IN CURSIVE. If I was Mr. Aubry, I’d be trying to get my money back.

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