Posts tagged Kristin Cavallari
Posts tagged Kristin Cavallari
Kristin Cavallari celebrated her baby shower over the weekend, featuring world-famous guests Heidi Montag and Stephanie Pratt.
If the most famous people you can get to come to your baby shower are the second- and third-most hated former cast members of The Hills, you are doing something wrong.
The least famous person at Victoria Beckham’s baby shower for Harper was Prince Harry.
![Kristin Cavallari, who is only outdone by the Kardashians on the vapidity scale because there are more of them, is pregnant. And, coincidentally, back with her boyfriend.
She’s been everywhere chatting up her pregnancy, most recently to Us Weekly:
“He’s gonna be a great dad! He’s so cute with kids. He’s good with my little dog, so he’s gonna be really, really cute with kids!”
Yes, studies show that being “cute” with animals and children is the number-one indicator of successful parenting.
She goes on to say, “This baby will not be around cameras. [We will not be raising our child] in L.A.!”
Wanna bet?
The over-under on a photo release to OK! or InTouch Magazine is about seventeen days post-delivery. I’ve seen enough episodes of Laguna Beach on DVD to know that you can’t believe a word this woman says.
I’ve got your back, LC.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjuoxKCp91qmik36o1_250.jpg)
Kristin Cavallari, who is only outdone by the Kardashians on the vapidity scale because there are more of them, is pregnant. And, coincidentally, back with her boyfriend.
She’s been everywhere chatting up her pregnancy, most recently to Us Weekly:
“He’s gonna be a great dad! He’s so cute with kids. He’s good with my little dog, so he’s gonna be really, really cute with kids!”
Yes, studies show that being “cute” with animals and children is the number-one indicator of successful parenting.
She goes on to say, “This baby will not be around cameras. [We will not be raising our child] in L.A.!”
Wanna bet?
The over-under on a photo release to OK! or InTouch Magazine is about seventeen days post-delivery. I’ve seen enough episodes of Laguna Beach on DVD to know that you can’t believe a word this woman says.
I’ve got your back, LC.
