Posts tagged Kourtney Kardashian
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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)
The number one rule of hats, Mason Disick, is that they’re supposed to fit.
Kourtney Kardashian took to her blog to strike back against her critics — the ones saying that getting her hair dyed might negatively affect her unborn child.
“I did research about doing anything to the color of my hair while pregnant and followed all of the guidelines from my doctor and took the proper precautions necessary…. Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I take caution in all the products I use all the time, but especially when pregnant.”
First of all, no. I would begrudgingly say I know some things about Kourtney Kardashian — she has a sometimes-fiance named Scott, she pulled Mason out of her own body, her name is spelled really stupidly — and I wouldn’t say I am familiar with her fastidious attention to the products she uses.
Second of all, I wouldn’t worry about harming the baby’s brain cells or whatever. It’s a Kardashian — that stuff happens on its own.
![Watch out universe — Kourtney Kardashian is having a girl.
Should we expect Kourtney’s daughter to receive a traditional K name (such as Kelsey, Kristin, or Kill-Me-Now), or do we think she and Scott are starting their own M tradition?
Ugh, I could not possibly care less.
Kourtney recently talked about her pregnancy diet saying, “I’m just eating whatever I can. I think this [pregnancy] there is less I can tolerate.”
You and me both, Kourtney. You and me both.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt97t601y1qmik36o1_400.jpg)
Watch out universe — Kourtney Kardashian is having a girl.
Should we expect Kourtney’s daughter to receive a traditional K name (such as Kelsey, Kristin, or Kill-Me-Now), or do we think she and Scott are starting their own M tradition?
Ugh, I could not possibly care less.
Kourtney recently talked about her pregnancy diet saying, “I’m just eating whatever I can. I think this [pregnancy] there is less I can tolerate.”
You and me both, Kourtney. You and me both.
In a recent installment of her ridiculously stupid “Mommy Blog,” Kourtney Kardashian spoke about her son Mason’s love of books.
“I read books to Mason all day long. Usually when he wakes in the morning, he loves to read a book. In the middle of the day he reads books. We read books at night. So, reading is a huge thing in our family.”
I watched the entire video so you all don’t have to (which you are welcome for, by the way), and not once did Kourtney name a single book that she or Mason has ever liked or read.
It’s Sarah Palin and the newspapers all over again.
Do the Kardashians even know how to read? I just assumed they had people to count their money and read aloud to them.
Hey, look, it’s a Kardashian news round-up! (At the end, we can have a barf party.)
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, and I am just about ready to give up on humanity. This woman can’t even dress the child she has, and now the universe is giving her another one?
Speaking of Mason’s fashion sense (or lack thereof), Kourtney recently gave E! a tour of Mason’s wardrobe. Spoiler alert: He only owns twelve pairs of shoes. Pathetic.
“I’ve seen so many little boys,” Kourtney says, “And their outfits are so cute. And then their moms put, like, kind of dorky shoes on them.” I mean, I couldn’t agree more, but you aren’t allowed to say this when your child wears moccasins to an occasion that isn’t Halloween or some public school Thanksgiving pageant.
Moving on. Barbara Walters has appointed the Kardashians to her annual list of “Most Fascinating People.” Barbara and I have been on the rocks since she fawned over those Mariah Carey babies like they were the second coming, but she is officially not getting any more anonymous breaking news tips from me. Perhaps Diane Sawyer will be more appreciative.
Finally, to end on a positive note, Kim Kardashian now says she may not ever have children. (!!!!!) “At first I was like, I want six kids,” she said. “Then I went down to four, then I was down to three. And now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.” (!!!!!) Great choice, Kim. Really. This may be the best judgment you’ve shown in your entire life.
Okay, I’m done. I can’t believe I just wrote that much about these people.
Which one of these things do you think smells the worst?
Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian reportedly went to this pet store to purchase a snake for Mason, age 22 months. What happened to traditional pets, like dogs, cats, and thoroughbred racehorses?
I’m actually skeptical that the snake was bought as a pet. It’s more likely that snake is going to become Kourtney’s next shirt or Khloe’s next homemade Botox injection. Somebody call PETA.
I don’t understand why Kourtney Kardashian will give Mason fringe moccasins, but won’t introduce him to eyebrow wax and smiling.
A group of celebrity moms was recently asked about allowances:
Tori Spelling says, “I definitely think I want our kids to do chores. I think that’ll be important.”
Bethenny Frankel says, “I like $10 for an allowance. Maybe like biweekly, like I pay my assistants. Every two weeks you get $10. Maybe I’ll actually use paychecks to do her payroll.”
And Kourtney Kardashian says, “I think if [kids] do chores, it’s a great thing.”
THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!! All of these reality show kids have to DO WORK. I have a personal assistant who takes care of paying my bills and making my bed. Meanwhile, my allowance is $30,000/week and all I have to do is keep Katie’s secrets.
