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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

Posts tagged Kourtney Kardashian

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This has been tragically underreported, but this batsuit is what Jaden Smith wore to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. A couple of things:
First of all, of course Jaden Smith wore white to a wedding.
Second of all, Jaden Smith clearly does not understand the point of Batman. Page Six reported that he ran around for two hours knocking glasses off tables and throwing his cape over strangers’ heads. Not Batman material, that one.

This has been tragically underreported, but this batsuit is what Jaden Smith wore to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. A couple of things:

First of all, of course Jaden Smith wore white to a wedding.

Second of all, Jaden Smith clearly does not understand the point of Batman. Page Six reported that he ran around for two hours knocking glasses off tables and throwing his cape over strangers’ heads. Not Batman material, that one.

Filed under jaden smith Kourtney Kardashian

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That’s exactly what the Kardashian children needed — a bowl of candy. And how many times do I have to tell people that Burberry plaid is best used as an accent pattern, and cargo shorts are best used as dishrags?

That’s exactly what the Kardashian children needed — a bowl of candy. And how many times do I have to tell people that Burberry plaid is best used as an accent pattern, and cargo shorts are best used as dishrags?

Filed under mason disick Kourtney Kardashian

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Kourtney Kardashian obviously puts a lot more thought into her own casual outfits (she got a blow-out to take her kid to preschool) than she puts into Penelope’s. That muumuu doesn’t even fit and the poor kid needs some sunglasses and Spanx like yesterday.

Kourtney Kardashian obviously puts a lot more thought into her own casual outfits (she got a blow-out to take her kid to preschool) than she puts into Penelope’s. That muumuu doesn’t even fit and the poor kid needs some sunglasses and Spanx like yesterday.

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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian were on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, talking about all things baby. Here are a few of the highlights:

  • "I think [Kourtney] has a few key pieces, but if anyone knows Kanye, they just know how into fashion he is, and I think he’s going to have things specially made. I don’t think hand-me-downs are going to work."
  • "We’re going to try to keep it as private as possible."
  • "Our baby isn’t really on TV … isn’t going to be on any of our shows."

I don’t think Kim understands how “two truths and a lie” works, because only one of those things isn’t complete malarkey. Either that, or she doesn’t know what the word “private” means.

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