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Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Kendall Jenner presenting 5SOS at the 2014 Billboard Awards

This is genuinely sad, because this girl is never going to be challenged to be more than a vapid, mindless fool. Do the Kardashians know they have schools for this kind of thing? They’re called regular schools.

(Source: kylieskendalls)

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I’ve never been this worried for a creature that can’t talk. Kendall Jenner being responsible for a Great Dane sounds like the premise of a bad sitcom that gets canceled after three episodes because it’s just so implausible.

I’ve never been this worried for a creature that can’t talk. Kendall Jenner being responsible for a Great Dane sounds like the premise of a bad sitcom that gets canceled after three episodes because it’s just so implausible.

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This happened, and it was amazing. I don’t know which I like better — Kendall Jenner being rejected or Jaden Smith being forced to do something unpleasant.
It’s all just patently awesome. I’m going to frame this.

This happened, and it was amazing. I don’t know which I like better — Kendall Jenner being rejected or Jaden Smith being forced to do something unpleasant.

It’s all just patently awesome. I’m going to frame this.

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Bruce Jenner says he will not pressure his daughters, Kendall and Kylie, to go to college:

"If they want to go to college, certainly, I think it’s a good idea. But I’m not the advocate of, ‘You’ve got to go to college!’ I think by the time they graduate from high school, they will probably be in a position to go right to working.¬†She’ll probably have a career by the time she’s out of high school.¬†If that’s what she wants to do, that’s good. I don’t know if college is going to be that important for her.”

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but no Kardashian-“Jenner”s are going to have (A) careers, (B) relevance, or (C) “fans” by the time these girls graduate from high school. They really should consider college. (The covers of American Cheerleader and Teen Prom¬†magazines are not exactly career-builders.)

The real element keeping these girls out of the lecture hall won’t be Bruce or “modeling,” but rather the application process. I mean, can they even get in to college? Boy, would I pay good money to see some Kardashian SAT scores. I bet a pile of rocks would score higher.

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