Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I definitely started a Broken Limb, Pink Cast trend — here’s Stella McDermott gleefully getting her broken ankle set. Tori Spelling wishes her kid could glamorously pull off plaster of Paris like I can. Or anything of Paris.
Speaking of Tori Spelling — in her new book, she tells an anecdote about Katie snubbing her in a hallway, calling Katie “plastic.” First of all, this exchange should go down as the definition of a pot calling a kettle plastic. Tori Spelling’s forehead hasn’t moved in like ten years, and her personality is even more boring.
Second of all, no one makes fun of my family except for me. (Unless it’s Tom, in which case, have at it.) Katie may be a super-mess sometimes, but she did just introduce me to Taylor Swift, so she gets a pass this week.

I definitely started a Broken Limb, Pink Cast trend — here’s Stella McDermott gleefully getting her broken ankle set. Tori Spelling wishes her kid could glamorously pull off plaster of Paris like I can. Or anything of Paris.

Speaking of Tori Spelling — in her new book, she tells an anecdote about Katie snubbing her in a hallway, calling Katie “plastic.” First of all, this exchange should go down as the definition of a pot calling a kettle plastic. Tori Spelling’s forehead hasn’t moved in like ten years, and her personality is even more boring.

Second of all, no one makes fun of my family except for me. (Unless it’s Tom, in which case, have at it.) Katie may be a super-mess sometimes, but she did just introduce me to Taylor Swift, so she gets a pass this week.

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For a fun fashion challenge, try breaking your arm and then having to match your accessories to a cast for 2-4 months.
For a not-fun life challenge, try having this person volunteer in your school and spend the day convincing your classmates she’s not related to you.

For a fun fashion challenge, try breaking your arm and then having to match your accessories to a cast for 2-4 months.

For a not-fun life challenge, try having this person volunteer in your school and spend the day convincing your classmates she’s not related to you.

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On the one hand, Katie wore a drop-waisted bedsheet to hang out with Connie Britton. On the other hand, KATIE HUNG OUT WITH CONNIE BRITTON.
I do not know what to feel, other than certain I would have done better with my fashion choices.

On the one hand, Katie wore a drop-waisted bedsheet to hang out with Connie Britton. On the other hand, KATIE HUNG OUT WITH CONNIE BRITTON.

I do not know what to feel, other than certain I would have done better with my fashion choices.

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