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Jessica “Wait, What About Me?” Simpson had a baby boy over the weekend and, in a move I can only assume was done to steal tabloid column inches from North West, has named her child Ace Knute Johnson.
Ace like the bandage. Knute like that cute baby polar bear abandoned by its mother. I mean, who named this baby, Sarah Palin?
Congratulations, Maxwell Drew. You have the second-worst name in the family now.

Jessica “Wait, What About Me?” Simpson had a baby boy over the weekend and, in a move I can only assume was done to steal tabloid column inches from North West, has named her child Ace Knute Johnson.

Ace like the bandage. Knute like that cute baby polar bear abandoned by its mother. I mean, who named this baby, Sarah Palin?

Congratulations, Maxwell Drew. You have the second-worst name in the family now.

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Jessica Simpson captioned this photo “Metaphor,” but she could’ve just called it “Please remember I’m pregnant, too.” She must be feeling like Kim Kardashian stole all of her thunder, which can’t be a comfortable feeling.

Jessica Simpson captioned this photo “Metaphor,” but she could’ve just called it “Please remember I’m pregnant, too.” She must be feeling like Kim Kardashian stole all of her thunder, which can’t be a comfortable feeling.

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Every weekend marks an occasion for people to bring presents to Jessica Simpson’s house, and this time it was Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first birthday. According to People, guests were treated to face painting, a children’s band (ugh), and an array of food including “hot dogs, grilled cheese, tacos, fresh fruit, lemonade and candy.”
I believe everything except for the fresh fruit thing.

Every weekend marks an occasion for people to bring presents to Jessica Simpson’s house, and this time it was Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first birthday. According to People, guests were treated to face painting, a children’s band (ugh), and an array of food including “hot dogs, grilled cheese, tacos, fresh fruit, lemonade and candy.”

I believe everything except for the fresh fruit thing.

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