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One of my favorite rarely-seen celebrity children is Jennifer Connelly’s lovely daughter, Agnes, who has really managed to overcome that name against all odds!

The Connelly-Bettanys are the least-showy, secretly-best-dressed family in the business. I’m kind of over the fedora trend, but Stellan pulls it off, and a crisp Polo oxford is always in. They are, however, showing affection for each other in public, which is one of the biggest signs of weakness in Hollywood.

Jennifer Connelly! You have been holding out on us! Who knew you had such a beautiful baby? It’s not easy to pull off an all-white outfit when your skin is paler than Lady Mary’s in the wintertime, but Agnes is even making that hat work.

Actually, everything here is so well-done — Jennifer’s outfit, Agnes’s over-it expression, the fact that they are in France — that I’m just going to declare my work done here for the day. Good work.