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Does Justin Theroux think this pose is funny? Because it’s not. Don’t toy with the emotions of the American populace over a subject we take as seriously as Jennifer Aniston’s unpregnant womb.

On the other hand, could it be???

Does Justin Theroux think this pose is funny? Because it’s not. Don’t toy with the emotions of the American populace over a subject we take as seriously as Jennifer Aniston’s unpregnant womb.

On the other hand, could it be???

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In a new promotional video for Smart Water, Jennifer Aniston pokes fun at the constant pregnancy rumors surrounding her by suggesting that she is pregnant with triplets and hiding it.
I, for one, do not think this is a laughing matter. Doesn’t Jen know how much this hurts us, to see her mock our pain? Doesn’t she understand that when magazines make up pregnancy rumors about her, it’s just because they love her and want her to be happy? And everyone knows she won’t be happy until she has babies.
I know I won’t be happy until Jennifer Aniston is a mom.

In a new promotional video for Smart Water, Jennifer Aniston pokes fun at the constant pregnancy rumors surrounding her by suggesting that she is pregnant with triplets and hiding it.

I, for one, do not think this is a laughing matter. Doesn’t Jen know how much this hurts us, to see her mock our pain? Doesn’t she understand that when magazines make up pregnancy rumors about her, it’s just because they love her and want her to be happy? And everyone knows she won’t be happy until she has babies.

I know I won’t be happy until Jennifer Aniston is a mom.

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Jennifer Aniston’s new boyfriend, Justin Theroux, seems like bad news, but if he makes Jennifer happy, I guess I’ll just have to live with it.

Anyway, she brought him with her to a doctor’s appointment, which seems a little curious. Most adults don’t need moral support for a check-up; even I started going by myself after my two-year-old shots.

Personally, I hope she is pregnant, because I think her baby would be cute and it’s obvious that she secretly wants to have one. Plus, it might make Brad Pitt feel bad about his life choices, and that’s always a good reason to have a baby.

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