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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I would say Kiernan Shipka is the best-dressed cast member on Mad Men, even if I wasn’t her future best friend forever. Look at these grown-up clowns and this super-chic tween.
January Jones only got bangs because Kiernan got them first.

I would say Kiernan Shipka is the best-dressed cast member on Mad Men, even if I wasn’t her future best friend forever. Look at these grown-up clowns and this super-chic tween.

January Jones only got bangs because Kiernan got them first.

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Here’s a picture you never knew you needed to see — Joshua Jackson holding January Jones’s baby, Xander Dane Jones, in a pool. (That’s January in the hat and the frown.) I just have so many questions about this situation.

How are Joshua Jackson and January Jones friends? 

Why don’t Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger have their own babies yet? I mean, look at that. It’s an awkward angle, and it’s still the best thing I’ve seen all week.

Most importantly, can we all now agree that Katie Holmes is the dumbest person on this or any continent? In another universe, that guy could’ve been my dad.

I hate everything.

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And now, for news no one cares about.
Minnie Driver has revealed (kind of) who the father of her three-year-old son Henry is: a writer on her series, The Riches.

"We weren’t together and he wasn’t directly in the business, so I chose to protect him and not have a rain of publicity. He’s not famous. There’s no big story. I don’t need to protect him any more. He can fend for himself. He’s a grown-up.”

This would’ve been a big deal three years ago, but now … meh.
So watch your window of opportunity, January Jones. If you want to get press for publicly scold-revealing your baby’s father, now’s the time to do it. (It’s totally Jason Sudeikis, right?)

And now, for news no one cares about.

Minnie Driver has revealed (kind of) who the father of her three-year-old son Henry is: a writer on her series, The Riches.

"We weren’t together and he wasn’t directly in the business, so I chose to protect him and not have a rain of publicity. He’s not famous. There’s no big story. I don’t need to protect him any more. He can fend for himself. He’s a grown-up.”

This would’ve been a big deal three years ago, but now … meh.

So watch your window of opportunity, January Jones. If you want to get press for publicly scold-revealing your baby’s father, now’s the time to do it. (It’s totally Jason Sudeikis, right?)

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So until the world positively identifies the father of Xander Dane Jones, I think it’s my prerogative to speculate wildly, without any real evidence.

My first guess? Shia LaBeouf. Definitely.

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So January Jones had her baby. Good for her, raising little Xander Dane Jones all by herself. (That’s what she named him, by the way—Xander Dane Jones. Yep.)

Like all educated Americans, I watch Mad Men, and I am terrified of January Jones. I’m sure she’s a nice person, but isn’t everyone just a little bit afraid that she’s going to be a frightening parent?

I am looking forward to seeing pictures of Xander Dane Jones, so that the inevitable speculation about his paternity can begin in earnest.

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