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Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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This has been tragically underreported, but this batsuit is what Jaden Smith wore to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. A couple of things:
First of all, of course Jaden Smith wore white to a wedding.
Second of all, Jaden Smith clearly does not understand the point of Batman. Page Six reported that he ran around for two hours knocking glasses off tables and throwing his cape over strangers’ heads. Not Batman material, that one.

This has been tragically underreported, but this batsuit is what Jaden Smith wore to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. A couple of things:

First of all, of course Jaden Smith wore white to a wedding.

Second of all, Jaden Smith clearly does not understand the point of Batman. Page Six reported that he ran around for two hours knocking glasses off tables and throwing his cape over strangers’ heads. Not Batman material, that one.

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Kim and Kanye should be crossing their fingers that Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner get married, because they would totally take the Most Annoying/Smug/Entitled prize away from them. I mean, there’s not really a prize for that, unless you count my never-ending loathing.

Kim and Kanye should be crossing their fingers that Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner get married, because they would totally take the Most Annoying/Smug/Entitled prize away from them. I mean, there’s not really a prize for that, unless you count my never-ending loathing.

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People have been enjoying the top photo of the Smith Family candidly reacting to Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke’s VMA performance last night, but come on, everybody. They also posed for the second picture. And the other two. They have no right to side-eye anyone.

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Kylie Jenner Instagrammed this photo of her with rumored boyfriend Jaden Smith, along with the nonsensical caption, “Although we can’t remember exactly when we met, I couldn’t be more grateful that we did. You understand me like not many do and you always know the right time to make me laugh. And no, you haven’t failed once to catch me when I attempt to walk or open the door on my every entrance. Happy birthday to my best friend.”
"To catch me when I attempt to walk"? How hard is it? Even Maxwell Drew Johnson can walk. 

Kylie Jenner Instagrammed this photo of her with rumored boyfriend Jaden Smith, along with the nonsensical caption, “Although we can’t remember exactly when we met, I couldn’t be more grateful that we did. You understand me like not many do and you always know the right time to make me laugh. And no, you haven’t failed once to catch me when I attempt to walk or open the door on my every entrance. Happy birthday to my best friend.”

"To catch me when I attempt to walk"? How hard is it? Even Maxwell Drew Johnson can walk. 

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I am so ready for the After Earth press tour to be over, so I can stop seeing and hearing about the Smiths for a while. I’ve never seen his movies (obviously), but considering Jaden Smith only knows this one facial expression, I can’t imagine he’s a very good actor.

I am so ready for the After Earth press tour to be over, so I can stop seeing and hearing about the Smiths for a while. I’ve never seen his movies (obviously), but considering Jaden Smith only knows this one facial expression, I can’t imagine he’s a very good actor.

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Jaden Smith is turning fifteen in July, and he may be getting the one present I’ve been lobbying for for years: legal emancipation.

“He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like ooh.”

Look, I’d want Jaden Smith out of my house, too, but let’s be honest. Samuel Affleck, age 1, would be a more responsible emancipated minor than Jaden Smith. The Smith kids loose in society is honestly my worst nightmare, and I thought I had three more years before that became a reality.
It’s pretty clear, though, that Will Smith operates outside of reality. In that same interview, he calls himself “the biggest movie star in the world.” Okay, then. If you say so.

Jaden Smith is turning fifteen in July, and he may be getting the one present I’ve been lobbying for for years: legal emancipation.

“He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like ooh.”

Look, I’d want Jaden Smith out of my house, too, but let’s be honest. Samuel Affleck, age 1, would be a more responsible emancipated minor than Jaden Smith. The Smith kids loose in society is honestly my worst nightmare, and I thought I had three more years before that became a reality.

It’s pretty clear, though, that Will Smith operates outside of reality. In that same interview, he calls himself “the biggest movie star in the world.” Okay, then. If you say so.

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Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber were in Paris London this weekend celebrating Justin’s birthday and were reportedly turned away from a nightclub because, you know, Jaden is fourteen and they don’t let fourteen-year-olds into clubs. This resulted in a lot of angry tweeting from Justin, and a statement via Instagram denying the rumor.
Except here’s the thing. Jaden Smith is exactly the kind of entitled teen who would fly to the other side of the globe with the expectation that getting into the party would be no problem. So excuse me for hesitating to believe that it didn’t happen.
The Smiths are the worst.
Now, I myself am allowed to go anywhere in Paris the world I so choose (I have an in with the mayor), but I would never personally want to go to a nightclub: too crowded, too loud, not enough cupcakes.

Jaden Smith and Justin Bieber were in Paris London this weekend celebrating Justin’s birthday and were reportedly turned away from a nightclub because, you know, Jaden is fourteen and they don’t let fourteen-year-olds into clubs. This resulted in a lot of angry tweeting from Justin, and a statement via Instagram denying the rumor.

Except here’s the thing. Jaden Smith is exactly the kind of entitled teen who would fly to the other side of the globe with the expectation that getting into the party would be no problem. So excuse me for hesitating to believe that it didn’t happen.

The Smiths are the worst.

Now, I myself am allowed to go anywhere in Paris the world I so choose (I have an in with the mayor), but I would never personally want to go to a nightclub: too crowded, too loud, not enough cupcakes.

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