Posts tagged Harper Beckham
Posts tagged Harper Beckham
Harper Beckham’s lunchbox is so last season, and so is smiling at the paparazzi. Get with it, Harper — it’s all about scowling now.
Not once in my entire life have my feet been as dirty as Harper Beckham’s are in this picture. You know what would help with this problem? Shoes, and not going places where there is dirt.
I can’t believe we ever expected this child to be a mini-Posh.
Harper Beckham wears jeans and doesn’t want people to know about it. Pass it on.
Victoria Beckham is hidden entirely behind Harper, age 1.
Romeo Beckham is currently sporting a temporary tattoo that matches one his father has — the word “Harper” in elaborate cursive on his neck.
Look at Harper Beckham and tell me … is she really worth defacing your body? She wears high half-ponytails, for crying out loud. Also, her personality isn’t really anything to write home about.
I just don’t get it.
Harper Beckham sat in the front row at the Victoria by Victoria Beckham fashion show this morning, and she did not seem impressed by what she saw. This is what I love about Harper — she is not afraid to show her emotions, for better or for worse.
I myself could not attend my mother’s fashion show today. I had better things to do, like “school,” getting my nails done, and quietly reading.
As you may have been aware, the Beckhams were considering a move to Paris, where Mr. Beckham was offered a spot on the Paris Saint Germain soccer team. He’s turned down the offer and opted to stay in Los Angeles, about which I have mixed feelings.
On the one hand, I would have been extremely jealous, as it is my dream to live as an American expat in France — like Gertrude Stein, but with better hair.
But on the other, I believe I could have survived my jealousy if it meant having Harper Beckham out of my territory. (By which I mean not only Los Angeles, but also the continent.)
