Posts tagged Denise Richards
Posts tagged Denise Richards
Denise Richards took her daughter Lola to the Radio Disney Music Awards (?) last night, and I have to say, I don’t mind Lola’s look — colorful but tasteful, just a hint of pink lipstick, and I guess the shoes are fine. But let’s not pretend like the Radio Disney Music Awards are a big deal, or even like they’re a thing.
On the one hand, it’s nice to see that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards can put aside their differences for the sake of their daughters. If the girls’ haircuts are any indication, it’s been a rough year, and they deserve a happy holiday.
On the other hand, all that water is making me nervous.
Denise Richards clearly loves taking her children to events where they will be photographed. It’s a choice. But if she’s going to insist on exploiting them, couldn’t she at least put her family in coordinating prints? This is making my eyes hurt. You can just tell that baby Eloise is already wondering what she’s gotten herself into.
Denise Richards tweeted a photo of self-obsessed baby Eloise, who is pictured wearing Dior shoes.
Let me teach you a valuable lesson, Eloise. The labels go on the INSIDE.
Wearing things that advertise the designer’s name is cheap and tacky.
While we’re at it, so are rhinestones.
Distressed boyfriend jeans, sweatpants, and (vomit) Ugg boots. If you didn’t recognize these people, you would think they were homeless. I mean, they’re flying commercial, so I guess they’re pretty close to homeless.
Yesterday, Denise Richards threw a baby shower for her newly adopted daughter, Eloise. Which basically means she threw a shower for herself. She invited her friends to a hotel party with explicit instructions to bring a gift. For her third kid.
It’s so tacky I can barely breathe.
Say what you want about my mother, but that bitch has manners. She didn’t even have a shower. You know why? Because baby showers are for poor people.
Denise Richards introduces her new baby, Eloise Joni, in this week’s Us Weekly. I am still giggling about her exclusive story getting bumped for a cover story about Marc and Jennifer. That’s just embarrassing, and it would never fly in the Holmes-Cruise empire. We have people who would take care of that, if you know what I mean.
While gushing about this totally ordinary-looking baby, Mrs. Richards also says that her ex, Charlie Sheen, has spent time with baby Eloise. This is just insane! My father would NEVER let a crazy person like that get anywhere close to the people he cares about!
