Posts tagged Danielle Jonas
Posts tagged Danielle Jonas
So I never really believed the rumors that Danielle Jonas faked her pregnancy, but it’s kind of hard to believe that this Professor Slughorn lookalike came from these two.
With help, I guess, from Dreft laundry detergent, Danielle Jonas gave birth to Alena Rose Jonas yesterday. Yes, the Jonases are apparently so hard-up for cash that they got a sponsorship for their birth, with Dreft getting exclusive rights to the first picture of Baby Alena.
I’m not sure why they didn’t just go whole-hog and name the baby Dreft Jonas.
Kevin, Danielle, and Jersey Jonas are gracing the cover of Fit Pregnancy this month. Danielle is looking even tinier than Kate Middleton did at this stage of the game (she’s due in January), so maybe she’s about to have a tiny Jersey ballerina baby. I know I shouldn’t, but I just like them a lot. I can’t explain it.
Kevin and Danielle Jonas are expecting a girl, which is good news because Jersey is really more of a girl’s name anyway.
(PS Fergie and Josh Duhamel just named their baby Axl Jack Duhamel, so, you know, go ahead and try to picture that on a college diploma if you were looking for a laugh.)
It’s the world’s first glimpse at Jersey Jonas! Danielle instagrammed this sonogram picture with the caption, “I can’t believe this is ours @kevinjonas and I are so blessed. Look at that cute nose !!!” Spacing and punctuation and oversharing issues aside, we’re all real happy for the Jonases.
I can’t believe I just wrote a post with four exclamation points about a Jonas brother’s baby. Slow news day.
Forget the royal baby! There’s a new Jonas on the way. Kevin and Danielle Jonas are expecting their first baby, to be named “Jersey Jonas” whether it’s a boy or a girl.
I made that up. Just the part about this kid being more important than Kate Middleton’s baby. I really do hope they name it Jersey Jonas.
Apparently, there are people in the world who want Kevin and Danielle Jonas to have a baby.
Kevin told People Magazine: “People are like, ‘All right guys, what’s your plan? When are you going to have those grandkids?’ I’m starting to feel that pressure a little bit.”
To these pressurers: I can think of about a million better hobbies for you. I am definitely not one of the people clamoring for a Jonas child, and I can’t imagine that anyone besides their moms is all that impatient. (There’s a section in my book about the celebrities who should have babies, and I can confirm that there are no Jonases mentioned at all.)
Kevin and Danielle have a new reality show starting called Married to Jonas, which sounds about as interesting as my last pity-breakfast with Demi Lovato. Is it a spinoff of Real Housewives of New Jersey?