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With help, I guess, from Dreft laundry detergent, Danielle Jonas gave birth to Alena Rose Jonas yesterday. Yes, the Jonases are apparently so hard-up for cash that they got a sponsorship for their birth, with Dreft getting exclusive rights to the first picture of Baby Alena.
I’m not sure why they didn’t just go whole-hog and name the baby Dreft Jonas. 

With help, I guess, from Dreft laundry detergent, Danielle Jonas gave birth to Alena Rose Jonas yesterday. Yes, the Jonases are apparently so hard-up for cash that they got a sponsorship for their birth, with Dreft getting exclusive rights to the first picture of Baby Alena.

I’m not sure why they didn’t just go whole-hog and name the baby Dreft Jonas. 

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Kevin, Danielle, and Jersey Jonas are gracing the cover of Fit Pregnancy this month. Danielle is looking even tinier than Kate Middleton did at this stage of the game (she’s due in January), so maybe she’s about to have a tiny Jersey ballerina baby. I know I shouldn’t, but I just like them a lot. I can’t explain it.

Kevin, Danielle, and Jersey Jonas are gracing the cover of Fit Pregnancy this month. Danielle is looking even tinier than Kate Middleton did at this stage of the game (she’s due in January), so maybe she’s about to have a tiny Jersey ballerina baby. I know I shouldn’t, but I just like them a lot. I can’t explain it.

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It’s the world’s first glimpse at Jersey Jonas! Danielle instagrammed this sonogram picture with the caption, “I can’t believe this is ours @kevinjonas and I are so blessed. Look at that cute nose !!!” Spacing and punctuation and oversharing issues aside, we’re all real happy for the Jonases.
I can’t believe I just wrote a post with four exclamation points about a Jonas brother’s baby. Slow news day.

It’s the world’s first glimpse at Jersey Jonas! Danielle instagrammed this sonogram picture with the caption, “I can’t believe this is ours @kevinjonas and I are so blessed. Look at that cute nose !!!” Spacing and punctuation and oversharing issues aside, we’re all real happy for the Jonases.

I can’t believe I just wrote a post with four exclamation points about a Jonas brother’s baby. Slow news day.

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Forget the royal baby! There’s a new Jonas on the way. Kevin and Danielle Jonas are expecting their first baby, to be named “Jersey Jonas” whether it’s a boy or a girl.
I made that up. Just the part about this kid being more important than Kate Middleton’s baby. I really do hope they name it Jersey Jonas.

Forget the royal baby! There’s a new Jonas on the way. Kevin and Danielle Jonas are expecting their first baby, to be named “Jersey Jonas” whether it’s a boy or a girl.

I made that up. Just the part about this kid being more important than Kate Middleton’s baby. I really do hope they name it Jersey Jonas.

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Apparently, there are people in the world who want Kevin and Danielle Jonas to have a baby.
Kevin told People Magazine: “People are like, ‘All right guys, what’s your plan? When are you going to have those grandkids?’ I’m starting to feel that pressure a little bit.”
To these pressurers: I can think of about a million better hobbies for you. I am definitely not one of the people clamoring for a Jonas child, and I can’t imagine that anyone besides their moms is all that impatient. (There’s a section in my book about the celebrities who should have babies, and I can confirm that there are no Jonases mentioned at all.) 
Kevin and Danielle have a new reality show starting called Married to Jonas, which sounds about as interesting as my last pity-breakfast with Demi Lovato. Is it a spinoff of Real Housewives of New Jersey? 

Apparently, there are people in the world who want Kevin and Danielle Jonas to have a baby.

Kevin told People Magazine: “People are like, ‘All right guys, what’s your plan? When are you going to have those grandkids?’ I’m starting to feel that pressure a little bit.”

To these pressurers: I can think of about a million better hobbies for you. I am definitely not one of the people clamoring for a Jonas child, and I can’t imagine that anyone besides their moms is all that impatient. (There’s a section in my book about the celebrities who should have babies, and I can confirm that there are no Jonases mentioned at all.)

Kevin and Danielle have a new reality show starting called Married to Jonas, which sounds about as interesting as my last pity-breakfast with Demi Lovato. Is it a spinoff of Real Housewives of New Jersey

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