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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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In America, people wear jean shorts and drink overpriced beer at sporting events. In England, these dignified chaps wear collars and hair product to watch a soccer match (Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur, so English). Especially liking Romeo’s oversized-but-tasteful gold watch. I miss these people.

In America, people wear jean shorts and drink overpriced beer at sporting events. In England, these dignified chaps wear collars and hair product to watch a soccer match (Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur, so English). Especially liking Romeo’s oversized-but-tasteful gold watch. I miss these people.

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David Beckham played his last-ever home game this weekend before retiring from soccer, and the whole family was on hand to support him. It’s interesting how much these kids look up to their father — wearing his jersey, not being embarrassed to have their picture taken with him. I wonder what that’s like.

David Beckham played his last-ever home game this weekend before retiring from soccer, and the whole family was on hand to support him. It’s interesting how much these kids look up to their father — wearing his jersey, not being embarrassed to have their picture taken with him. I wonder what that’s like.

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Happy eighth birthday, Cruz Beckham. Maybe your ninth year will be the year we get it right, if only so I can have an excuse to go to London for long weekends.

Happy eighth birthday, Cruz Beckham. Maybe your ninth year will be the year we get it right, if only so I can have an excuse to go to London for long weekends.

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Cruz Beckham, known feminist, intensely watched the women’s beach volleyball finals with his father. (I hate sand, but I love watching ladies win gold medals, so this event is kind of confusing for me emotionally.)
Cruz: seven years old and still the one that got away.

Cruz Beckham, known feminist, intensely watched the women’s beach volleyball finals with his father. (I hate sand, but I love watching ladies win gold medals, so this event is kind of confusing for me emotionally.)

Cruz: seven years old and still the one that got away.

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When Us Weekly (for whatever inexplicable reason) asked Viola Davis which celebrity child she would set her one-year-old daughter Genesis up with, Ms. Davis said she “would choose Louis Bullock. Louis would be the one.”

Look, don’t think I don’t get it. Believe me, I do. Every girl should be so lucky as to have a partner as stoic and cultured as Louis “Three Warhols” Bullock. But he’s a little young to be placing claims on, particularly when he’s going to be a precious commodity among the Hollywood ladies in a few short years.

On the other hand, you do kind of have to lock these things down early. You should see the contract I have Cruz Beckham under.

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Never let it be said that the Beckhams are not cultured. Here are Mr. B. and Cruz painting some pottery at Color Me Mine after soccer this weekend. One of the things I loved most about Cruz Beckham is that he is a true Renaissance man.

That, and that if we got married, his name would’ve been Cruz Cruise.

Don’t even pretend like that’s not how that would go down.

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