Posts tagged Cruz Beckham
Posts tagged Cruz Beckham
Happy eighth birthday, Cruz Beckham. Maybe your ninth year will be the year we get it right, if only so I can have an excuse to go to London for long weekends.
The Beckhams (minus Harper) got dressed up for the premiere of the Spice Girls musical in London. As usual, they look basically perfect. I must say, I love Cruz Beckham in a suit any day of the week, but the real stand-out here is Romeo. That very-British coat is so handsome and smart.
I just wish I was part of this family already.
The rest of the Beckhams look Sunday-amazing, but Harper has just really let herself go.
Cruz Beckham, known feminist, intensely watched the women’s beach volleyball finals with his father. (I hate sand, but I love watching ladies win gold medals, so this event is kind of confusing for me emotionally.)
Cruz: seven years old and still the one that got away.
Look at this color-coordinated perfection from the senior members of the Beckham family. I would fit in so well with them. I’d match my outfits to theirs, and I wouldn’t even be embarrassed.
Instead I will just sadly drink coffee by myself.
When Us Weekly (for whatever inexplicable reason) asked Viola Davis which celebrity child she would set her one-year-old daughter Genesis up with, Ms. Davis said she “would choose Louis Bullock. Louis would be the one.”
Look, don’t think I don’t get it. Believe me, I do. Every girl should be so lucky as to have a partner as stoic and cultured as Louis “Three Warhols” Bullock. But he’s a little young to be placing claims on, particularly when he’s going to be a precious commodity among the Hollywood ladies in a few short years.
On the other hand, you do kind of have to lock these things down early. You should see the contract I have Cruz Beckham under.
Never let it be said that the Beckhams are not cultured. Here are Mr. B. and Cruz painting some pottery at Color Me Mine after soccer this weekend. One of the things I loved most about Cruz Beckham is that he is a true Renaissance man.
That, and that if we got married, his name would’ve been Cruz Cruise.
Don’t even pretend like that’s not how that would go down.
