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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Blue Ivy’s anonymity is very important to her parents, unless Beyonce is getting an award on basic cable, in which case all bets are off. Blue charmed her way through the Video Music Awards, dancing and helping present Beyonce with her statue.

It’s all very cute, but that dress looks off the rack. If Beyonce is wearing a custom sparkly leotard, the least she could do is buy Blue Ivy a show-stopping red carpet number.

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I, for one, always figured that the creepiest thing in the world would involve Blue Ivy Carter, but now it’s been proven. Here’s Blue Ivy (at around 4:30) — or a Blue Ivy impersonator — providing back-up spoken-word vocals of the word “surfbort.”

Beyonce melts at a “Hi, Mommy,” but in a way that makes it clear she’s only melting because she thinks other people should be melting.

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So you probably heard Beyoncé released an entire album last night, and one of the songs features Blue Ivy. At the end of the track, Ms. Knowles-Z contributes some spoken-word vocals — it’s all very cute.

Of course, I’m still really confused by whether or not Blue Ivy wants to be famous. 

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Blue Ivy actually wins the prize for worst celebrity baby “costume,” because what even is this? Several media outlets are calling this a “bumblebee” look, but when have you ever seen a black and white bumblebee?
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Blue Ivy is the most boring celebrity baby in the business.

Blue Ivy actually wins the prize for worst celebrity baby “costume,” because what even is this? Several media outlets are calling this a “bumblebee” look, but when have you ever seen a black and white bumblebee?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Blue Ivy is the most boring celebrity baby in the business.

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Beyonce has been on a Blue Ivy photo-sharing spree, probably because otherwise people would have forgotten she exists. Blue Ivy really needs an in-depth sit-down with Diane Sawyer or Katie Couric, if she wants us to think her personality is anything other than super-blah.

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