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Blue Ivy actually wins the prize for worst celebrity baby “costume,” because what even is this? Several media outlets are calling this a “bumblebee” look, but when have you ever seen a black and white bumblebee?
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Blue Ivy is the most boring celebrity baby in the business.
I think it’s kind of cute how Beyoncé thinks we don’t know what Blue Ivy looks like, when I could basically draw her from memory/nightmares.
Beyonce has been on a Blue Ivy photo-sharing spree, probably because otherwise people would have forgotten she exists. Blue Ivy really needs an in-depth sit-down with Diane Sawyer or Katie Couric, if she wants us to think her personality is anything other than super-blah.
Oh, Blue Ivy. It’s sad how you’re trying to make up for eighteen months of blah by cutely overdressing for a visit to a public park (ick). I can see why you’d want to improve your image by visiting with the masses, but it’s just not worth the risk of getting E. coli.
It is a cute dress, though.
I wouldn’t get in one of these bubbly germ bathtubs unless it had been drained, scrubbed clean, and refilled with Evian. I don’t know what Blue Ivy’s standards are.
E! is “confirming" through "exclusive sources" that Beyoncé is indeed pregnant with Baby #2. Honestly, this is just one big yawn.
Here’s the thing. When Beyoncé announced her pregnancy with Blue Ivy, she did it in the showiest way possible. Her entire pregnancy was a Beyoncé attentionfest.
Then that baby turned out to be Blue Ivy, who everyone knows — even if they won’t say it out loud — is BORING. Now they know better than to make a big deal about it, because they’re just going to dress the baby in jeans and cheap t-shirts anyway.
So, no, I don’t feel threatened by Beyoncé’s second baby, if that’s what you were expecting.
There’s a rumor going around that Beyonce is pregnant — or, at least, that she’s going to be pregnant soon. According to People, “Beyoncé and Jay are planning for another baby after her tour is over and things calm down just a bit.”
A year ago, when Blue Ivy was just an infant full of promise, I would have quaked in fear at this rumor. Now that she’s a toddler who wears jeans and cotton/poly blends … whatever, Beyoncé.
Blue Ivy Carter, tallest sixteen-month-old ever, got onstage with Beyonce at her concert last night. Because the Carters want Blue’s life to be private, except when they can create a spectacle.
UPDATE: Not Blue Ivy. Just a fan. Because people bring toddlers to Beyonce concerts.
Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Blue Ivy “Miniature Jay-Z” Carter are in France for the Mrs. Carter world tour this week, where they continue to disappoint in the fashion department. Miniature Jay-Z is wearing jeans and a t-shirt, which I am pretty sure is a felony in Paris.
If it’s not, it should be.
Blue Ivy Carter was spotted in Brooklyn (haha) this weekend with her mom, and oh my gosh look how tall she is! Look at her workboots. Look at her ability to exist that close to a public trash can without freaking out.
She’s not fooling me into thinking she’s tougher than me, though.
Okay, fine, she might be tougher than me.