Tori Spelling’s son Liam recently gave his opinion of the paparazzi:
“I hate paparazzi. Next time I see one, I’m gonna spill soda on him, call him a bitch, and then maybe I’ll kick him in the wiener.”
First of all, words like “bitch” and “wiener” and “soda” are unbecoming for anyone, let alone a four-year-old. Second of all, paparazzi can be annoying, but it’s not their fault your mother is a celebrity! (Although while we’re on that subject, can we find out whose fault it IS and punish them accordingly?)
