Thank goodness Jennifer Garner is now officially pregnant. It’s been obvious she was carrying some bonus pounds for a while—at least now she has a good reason. (Not a great reason, mind you—keep in mind that Katie only gained 8 pounds when she was pregnant with me, and I weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces.)
This baby better hope it’s a boy, just so this family can get some new clothes for a change. Another mouth to feed at the Garner-Affleck house … pretty soon, they’re going to need their supplies airlifted in. PLEASE SEND COUTURE AND HAIRBRUSHES.
