There are so many things that disturb me about this picture.
First of all, there is nothing I hate more than having sand in my bathing suit, so I’m almost getting hives just watching David and Mercy.
Next, there’s the man groping Madonna in full view of her children. Tom and Katie would NEVER touch each other in my presence.
Finally, this “man” is 24 years old, while Madonna is 53. He is closer in age to that kid wearing a helmet and dressed as a ladybug than to the person he is touching inappropriately.
(That’s right, people. I learned subtraction!)
