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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Semi-famous Ethan Hawke and his non-famous wife, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby a few weeks ago and it turns out they named her “Indiana.”

If you’re not a Native American, there is no reason to be named Indiana Hawke.

And no offense to my dear friend Dakota Fanning, but if celebrities must insist on naming their children after states, can’t they at least pick the good states? Like Colorado or Hawaii or the states where gay marriage is legal?

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    HILARIOUS.
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    Maybe she was born at the crossroads of Hollywood cultural appropriation?
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    I’m with you on this one, Suri.
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