There has been a slew of celebrity paternity...

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There has been a slew of celebrity paternity issues in the press lately. January Jones continues to refuse to name the father of her unborn baby, Ryan Phillippe is being credited for fathering a kid, and now Linda Evangelista is claiming that Salma Hayek’s husband is HER baby’s father.

Listen. To a certain extent, paternity rumors can be a good thing. It adds a hint of mystery and intrigue to an otherwise textbook pregnancy. You may recall that Katie’s pregnancy with me was filled with rumors and hearsay, but no one now disputes that Tom is, regrettably, my father.

But this? This is all just so trashy. If I wanted to hear about child support, paternity tests, and proletariat adultery, I’d visit Tom’s extended family in Kentucky.

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