Alicia Keys and her husband, “Swizz Beatz,” both gushed about their son Egypt’s uninspired shoe collection.
Mr. Beatz says: “He’s got sneakers already. Same thing I wear, you know, like father, like son,”
Mrs. Beatz says: “He’s so cute. And you know his daddy always wants him in the cutest, most adorable sneakers.”
"Cutest, most adorable sneakers" is like saying "prettiest Kardashian." It’s an impossibility. And what is their obsession with sneakers, anyway? Wearing sneakers suggests you either (a) might have to take off on foot at a moment’s notice or (b) rely on your feet for transportation. Is that REALLY the reputation you want your baby to have?