
Jessica Capshaw talked to People Magazine about the, um, size of her baby.
“I don’t have slim children. I have hearty ones. My son was almost 9 lbs. My babies keep getting heartier. My daughter is crawling like a crazy little monkey — she can move like a butterfly. She’s amazing. I make all of her organic baby food, like I did with Luke,” the actress explains. “I don’t know how or why I decided that I was going to keep up with it, but I do. It’s like a second job! I say to my husband, ‘Why am I the only one that makes food?!’”
Look at those “wrists”! What are you putting in that baby food, Mrs. C? Chicken fat and Vaseline? It is critical to maintain one’s figure when one is in the public eye. I have been dieting since the age of four months. For Eve, I suggest switching exclusively to kale and coconut water.