Last night on The Tonight Show, Jessica Alba talked about her daughter, Honor:
“My girlfriend asked her, ‘Are you excited about being a big sister?’ and she’s like, ‘Yeah, because I’m going to be a grownup, I’m going to drink vino and drive!’ So that’s what she thinks,” Jessica laughs. “We’re great examples as parents!”
I don’t understand why (A) Jessica thinks this is so funny and (B) Honor thinks these activities are limited to people with younger siblings. I’m the youngest and always will be (Katie and Tom know if they have another baby, I’m out), but I have my own wine cellar and a Rolls. It has custom pedals and a built-in booster seat, and was actually built for my father before I claimed it for myself.
Don’t worry, officers! I only drive it on private property!