Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Yesterday, Denise Richards threw a baby shower for her newly adopted daughter, Eloise. Which basically means she threw a shower for herself. She invited her friends to a hotel party with explicit instructions to bring a gift. For her third kid.

It’s so tacky I can barely breathe.

Say what you want about my mother, but that bitch has manners. She didn’t even have a shower. You know why? Because baby showers are for poor people.

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    unless she donated those gifts to charity…a baby shower in this instance is just GROSS.
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    This blog justifies the existence of Tom Cruise.
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    Nothing tackier than...Babies R Us registry.
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    So far this is my favorite one.
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    I consulted with my three sisters, two of whom have two children each, and it appears that as with most things, I am...
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    From what I understand, you only get baby showers when it’s your first pregnancy or if you had one much, much later than...
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    What is this? What’s happening? Why is this
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    Suri’s Burn Book is flawless.
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    oh Suri.
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