
Model Alessandra Ambrósio told People this week that her 2 1/2 year old daughter, Anja, wants a pet seal.
“She was like, ‘Mommy, can you buy one for me? I want a little one for the house! [I told her,] ‘No, we can look at them. We can’t have them at home.”
Anja, I know exactly where you’re coming from. I saw a seal at the zoo once, and I thought it would be like a cuddly cat, only with better noises. But once Tom brought it back to the house, I realized it was really smelly and not as friendly as it looks. Deceptive, seals. Tom took him back to the zoo.
We named him L. Ron.