I definitely started a Broken Limb, Pink Cast...

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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I definitely started a Broken Limb, Pink Cast trend — here’s Stella McDermott gleefully getting her broken ankle set. Tori Spelling wishes her kid could glamorously pull off plaster of Paris like I can. Or anything of Paris.
Speaking of Tori Spelling — in her new book, she tells an anecdote about Katie snubbing her in a hallway, calling Katie “plastic.” First of all, this exchange should go down as the definition of a pot calling a kettle plastic. Tori Spelling’s forehead hasn’t moved in like ten years, and her personality is even more boring.
Second of all, no one makes fun of my family except for me. (Unless it’s Tom, in which case, have at it.) Katie may be a super-mess sometimes, but she did just introduce me to Taylor Swift, so she gets a pass this week.

I definitely started a Broken Limb, Pink Cast trend — here’s Stella McDermott gleefully getting her broken ankle set. Tori Spelling wishes her kid could glamorously pull off plaster of Paris like I can. Or anything of Paris.

Speaking of Tori Spelling — in her new book, she tells an anecdote about Katie snubbing her in a hallway, calling Katie “plastic.” First of all, this exchange should go down as the definition of a pot calling a kettle plastic. Tori Spelling’s forehead hasn’t moved in like ten years, and her personality is even more boring.

Second of all, no one makes fun of my family except for me. (Unless it’s Tom, in which case, have at it.) Katie may be a super-mess sometimes, but she did just introduce me to Taylor Swift, so she gets a pass this week.

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