Jessica Simpson had her second baby shower this...

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Jessica Simpson had her second baby shower this year, because I guess that’s something people do now. At this rate, Jessica’s friends are going to be broke by 2015.
Fellow celebrities, a word. The only two circumstances under which it is not aggressively tacky to throw a second (or third or fourth) baby shower are as follows:
A charity shower, so people can celebrate the mom (as they should, since she is about to birth a new famous person) without having to buy her tacky self a present. She is rich — it is insulting to suggest that she can’t afford her own baby gear.
If you meet all of these criteria: you have a bunch of boys, you are finally pregnant with a girl, your youngest is older than five, and your name rhymes with Blictoria Schmeckham. Then it’s okay.

Jessica Simpson had her second baby shower this year, because I guess that’s something people do now. At this rate, Jessica’s friends are going to be broke by 2015.

Fellow celebrities, a word. The only two circumstances under which it is not aggressively tacky to throw a second (or third or fourth) baby shower are as follows:

  1. A charity shower, so people can celebrate the mom (as they should, since she is about to birth a new famous person) without having to buy her tacky self a present. She is rich — it is insulting to suggest that she can’t afford her own baby gear.
  2. If you meet all of these criteria: you have a bunch of boys, you are finally pregnant with a girl, your youngest is older than five, and your name rhymes with Blictoria Schmeckham. Then it’s okay.

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    Even my friend who had a girl then twin boys (within 3 years) didn’t have a second shower… selfish Jessica, selfish and...
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    Blictoria Schmeckham. Mictoria Schleckham. Qictoria Weckleckham.
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