Okay, Katie, let’s get a couple of things...

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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Okay, Katie, let’s get a couple of things straight, because you are spreading some nonsense around town.

"My daughter Suri loves make-up. She’s only six! Usually I can’t find my make-up when her friends come over."

I would never hide Katie’s makeup. She needs it, I have my own, and sharing is how you get pinkeye.

"I tell her to be subtle with it. ‘You can always put more on. Start with one product. You wouldn’t wear all your jewellery at once.’"

Um, she didn’t give me that advice — she got that advice from me, after three bad experiences with bronzer and silver eyeshadow.
Also, I’ve taken up tennis.

Okay, Katie, let’s get a couple of things straight, because you are spreading some nonsense around town.

"My daughter Suri loves make-up. She’s only six! Usually I can’t find my make-up when her friends come over."

I would never hide Katie’s makeup. She needs it, I have my own, and sharing is how you get pinkeye.

"I tell her to be subtle with it. ‘You can always put more on. Start with one product. You wouldn’t wear all your jewellery at once.’"

Um, she didn’t give me that advice — she got that advice from me, after three bad experiences with bronzer and silver eyeshadow.

Also, I’ve taken up tennis.

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