It’s Christmas in the Holmes-Cruise Empire, and...

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It’s Christmas in the Holmes-Cruise Empire, and while I’ve seen plenty of rumors about what I’ve requested from “Santa” this year, none of them have been quite accurate. So here’s the scoop on the gifts I actually want to see under the tree on Tuesday:
Details on Adele’s baby.
The Secretary of State nomination. It’s not too late to un-pick John Kerry.
Blair Waldorf’s Gossip Girl wardrobe, now that she’s done with it.
A complete set of Louis Vuitton luggage, and somewhere far away to take it to. Alone.
The diamond that Ryan Reynolds bought Blake Lively.
Oprah as my personal life coach for 2013, this most horrible year. It’s not like she’s busy.
A teacup Yorkie named Flossy.
A fancy bag to carry Flossy around in.
A brunch party with the U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team.
The Ralph Lauren military-inspired jacket that Kiernan Shipka wore at the brand’s NYFW event. Also, Kiernan Shipka’s friendship.
This Oscar de la Renta cuff bracelet.
World peace would be nice, too. But that bracelet is really pretty.

It’s Christmas in the Holmes-Cruise Empire, and while I’ve seen plenty of rumors about what I’ve requested from “Santa” this year, none of them have been quite accurate. So here’s the scoop on the gifts I actually want to see under the tree on Tuesday:

  • Details on Adele’s baby.
  • The Secretary of State nomination. It’s not too late to un-pick John Kerry.
  • Blair Waldorf’s Gossip Girl wardrobe, now that she’s done with it.
  • A complete set of Louis Vuitton luggage, and somewhere far away to take it to. Alone.
  • The diamond that Ryan Reynolds bought Blake Lively.
  • Oprah as my personal life coach for 2013, this most horrible year. It’s not like she’s busy.
  • A teacup Yorkie named Flossy.
  • A fancy bag to carry Flossy around in.
  • A brunch party with the U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team.
  • The Ralph Lauren military-inspired jacket that Kiernan Shipka wore at the brand’s NYFW event. Also, Kiernan Shipka’s friendship.
  • This Oscar de la Renta cuff bracelet.
  • World peace would be nice, too. But that bracelet is really pretty.

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    oops. this is a tad bit late in my queue but still worth it.
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    I agree with everything on this list.
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    #lol #lovingthis #suri
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