
For whatever reason, people love Shakira, and for whatever reason, Shakira is pregnant. She has been keeping up with her performance schedule, and seems to have become one of those pregnant women who uses first person plural to refer to herself and her fetus. After a recent show, she tweeted, “I felt awesome on stage! We really enjoyed tonight!” along with a photo of just herself.
Oh, no, Shakira. Don’t do that.