Everyone is freaking out again because the Duchess has been meeting with Singaporean children and toasting with water, so she’s obviously pregnant.
I know better. I know she just does these things to screw around with my head. Well, it’s not going to work, Middleton. You are not going to get to me this time. I’ll believe pregnancy rumors when they’re confirmed by the Palace, and not a moment before.
Nothing to see here. I’m not panicking. I swear.