Pink is planning to do something really mean to her poor baby, Willow.
“I’m in so much trouble with Carey for the [clothes] I buy for her. Because a one-year-old shouldn’t have Diesel jeans. But it tends to slip my mind when I see them because they’re so cute.” (I must agree, one-year-olds shouldn’t wear jeans. No one should wear jeans. My mother put me in jeans once, and I still remember the rash.)
She goes on to say that she will stop buying designer clothes for Willow when “she’s old enough to know they’re Diesel jeans.”
I’m sorry, what? As soon as she’s aware of the luxury of designer, you’re going to take it away from her? This is the cruelest joke I’ve heard since the last time someone started Kate Middleton pregnancy rumors.