Vanity Fair, magazine of my life, is apparently now asking all of their interviewees for their thoughts and feelings about yours truly. Peter and Harry Brant, celebutants and possible lost members of One Direction, explained their adoration of me:
“She’s one of my idols,” he says. Both boys agree that Suri is something of a fashion guru. “And it’s all coming from her,” Harry remarks. “She’s always got some ’do. I love her hair.” “Clearly she’s just an awesome person,” Peter agrees. “And she always has some, like, sassy frog slippers.” Harry continues, “And, like, jammies in the restaurant.” Or as Peter remembers, “Didn’t she have some ladybug boots? I was like, I need those.” Harry knows the ones he means: “I have them in gray.”
While this is almost entirely accurate — the ladybug boots, the fashion guru remark, the overwhelming praise — I have to protest this “jammies in the restaurant” business, because I would never.
