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Apparently, there are people in the world who want Kevin and Danielle Jonas to have a baby.
Kevin told People Magazine: “People are like, ‘All right guys, what’s your plan? When are you going to have those grandkids?’ I’m starting to feel that pressure a little bit.”
To these pressurers: I can think of about a million better hobbies for you. I am definitely not one of the people clamoring for a Jonas child, and I can’t imagine that anyone besides their moms is all that impatient. (There’s a section in my book about the celebrities who should have babies, and I can confirm that there are no Jonases mentioned at all.) 
Kevin and Danielle have a new reality show starting called Married to Jonas, which sounds about as interesting as my last pity-breakfast with Demi Lovato. Is it a spinoff of Real Housewives of New Jersey? 

Apparently, there are people in the world who want Kevin and Danielle Jonas to have a baby.

Kevin told People Magazine: “People are like, ‘All right guys, what’s your plan? When are you going to have those grandkids?’ I’m starting to feel that pressure a little bit.”

To these pressurers: I can think of about a million better hobbies for you. I am definitely not one of the people clamoring for a Jonas child, and I can’t imagine that anyone besides their moms is all that impatient. (There’s a section in my book about the celebrities who should have babies, and I can confirm that there are no Jonases mentioned at all.)

Kevin and Danielle have a new reality show starting called Married to Jonas, which sounds about as interesting as my last pity-breakfast with Demi Lovato. Is it a spinoff of Real Housewives of New Jersey

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