In case you missed this big “who cares?” last week, Harper Beckham has started walking. I know, right? Stop the presses.
Meanwhile, Eva Longoria, chatty godmother extraordinaire, said she’s glad her pal had a girl because, “Somebody needs to inherit Victoria’s shoes!” Um, have you seen Harper’s feet? Something tells me that cankley girl is not going to be wearing her mom’s Louboutins, unless they start making lunchlady shoes.