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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Apparently, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt drives a hard bargain with the Tooth Fairy. According to the National Enquirer — I know, I know — Shiloh had high expectations for the Tooth Fairy (cash) that were not met (she got an “educational game”).

“She felt she had been ripped off! To top things off, Shiloh asked her folks if she could get her tooth back from the fairy so she could shop it around and get a better deal. Angie told Brad they needed to evalu­ate the amended Tooth Fairy policy – and go back to leav­ing cash.”

I am all for negotiations, especially with parents, but with that many tooth-losers in that family, the “Tooth Fairy” should have a set policy and stick to it. Also, at this rate, teeth expenses are going to bankrupt the Jolie-Pitts.
Actually, I find the concept of the Tooth Fairy disgusting — having dirty cash that close to my face while I sleep? Not worth it, Tom, even though I know how much you would enjoy the costume.

Apparently, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt drives a hard bargain with the Tooth Fairy. According to the National Enquirer — I know, I know — Shiloh had high expectations for the Tooth Fairy (cash) that were not met (she got an “educational game”).

“She felt she had been ripped off! To top things off, Shiloh asked her folks if she could get her tooth back from the fairy so she could shop it around and get a better deal. Angie told Brad they needed to evalu­ate the amended Tooth Fairy policy – and go back to leav­ing cash.”

I am all for negotiations, especially with parents, but with that many tooth-losers in that family, the “Tooth Fairy” should have a set policy and stick to it. Also, at this rate, teeth expenses are going to bankrupt the Jolie-Pitts.

Actually, I find the concept of the Tooth Fairy disgusting — having dirty cash that close to my face while I sleep? Not worth it, Tom, even though I know how much you would enjoy the costume.

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