David and Victoria Beckham have chosen Eva Longoria as the godmother of Baby Harper. (I hope they know she’s not even on television anymore.)
Eva said of her goddaughter, ““She’s so fashionable, the most fashionable little girl around. All I keep thinking is the closet which she is going to inherit.”
Harper Beckham, most fashionable? Please, as if. That child still isn’t consistently wearing shoes or nail polish.
In the same interview, though, Eva called Harper “a chunky monkey.” At least she’s getting some of it right. Harper Beckham needs a spin class more than Willow Smith needs a punch in the face.