What happened to the journalism industry?
Us Weekly posted an article on Friday called “Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Vs. Suri Cruise: Style Showdown,” as if this isn’t a foregone conclusion and an embarrassment. Look, Shiloh’s choices are her choices, but don’t drag me into it. The “showdown” has been over since the day I showed up to the ballet in Carolina Herrera and Shiloh showed up in cut-off overalls.
That was 2007.